I was taking the MRT(mass rapid transit) if you dont know what is mrt and you're a singaporean go flush you're head in the toilet bowl. I saw this Hot babe, she was in her super short mini dress i should say and she was the center of attraction in the whole cabin(this has nothing to do with the story), As i was looking down on the floor I saw ronald macdonald shoes. I was damn shocked man, why would anyone wear a pair of shorts with a pair of shoes like his.
What a shoe man....
Alright if this was not weird enough, there something more, i was waiting to watch The Coffin the other day at Grand Cathay. We were hanging around the area looking upon the sky view when suddenly something caught my attention, it sure did make me feel itchy too.
"Dear itchy lei help me scratch"
"higher abit higer abit..."
Girl:"Hopless man you, i do it myself..."
Guy:"sorry lar dear...*gives her the look*"
Girl:"arh... there a hair here too... heng i felt it..."
WHICH fucking boyfriend would every scratch his gf armpit in the public? I mean if you do it yourself and do it quickly its still alright... IF he had armpit fetish he should have did it at home, making me see all those scratching made my armpit felt itchy too.... Weird people.... But she did shave her armpit at least =)
AND I JUST READ AN EMAIL.... GOSH MY NIPPLES ARE FEELING ITCHY TOO....
if you guys wanna see it do tell me and i shall send it to you, GOD DAMN IT FUCKING ITCHY WORLD.
Is your armpit itching now?
P.S the comments were place there for illustrative purposes only, Anything incident which is related is purely coincidental.
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